pappabearbooks Chapter 308 Give a toad a full face?
Chapter 308 Give a toad a full face?
"You, what are you going to do?"
The pink old woman saw the two people walking towards her and made a very high-pitched questioning sound.
Power is indeed a very interesting thing. When you really hold it in your hands, you will selectively ignore or even forget some fears.
Umbridge is like this. She seems to have forgotten that Zhang Qi once seriously considered throwing her into the forest to feed Hagrid's cutie when she was at Hogwarts.
"Well, Mr. Assistant Minister, it seems that hiding behind the Aurors is not as safe as you think."
Zhang Qi grinned slightly, revealing a somewhat terrifying smile.
"You guys, stop him quickly"!
A horrified Umbridge shouted to the Aurors.
"Mr. Zirol"!
The Aurors glared helplessly at the assistant minister, and then walked over helplessly.
"To stop us"?
Zhang Qi stopped and turned to look at these Aurors.
"Sorry, Mr. Zirol, we have to protect the officials of the Ministry of Magic."
The leading young wizard said with a bitter expression.
"Oh, sorry".
Zhang Qi nodded sympathetically, then suddenly grabbed the wizard's hair, pushed his head down, and raised his knees at the same time.
"state"!
With a muffled sound, the Auror's head hit Zhang Qi's knees hard, and he rolled his eyes and fainted.
"you"!
The other Auror next to him immediately opened his mouth in surprise, but Astoria, who also started to move, gently floated to his side, and then hit the Auror hard on the chin with her palm. one time.
A hard blow to the jaw can stun someone quickly and relatively safely (at least safer than hitting the temple or back of the head), and it doesn't require too much force.
"thump"!
At this moment, when Zhang Qi was about to hit him on the cheek, the remaining Auror stepped back to eliminate part of the force, then rolled his eyes happily and fell lightly to the ground.
"Well, you have to pretend to be decent."
Zhang Qi complained in his heart and shook his head helplessly.
"Ah, then my dear Assistant Minister, it seems that no one can help you now."
The sharp gap made by the glass bottle was pointed at Umbridge's head. Zhang Qi tilted his head and looked at the old woman, seeming to be considering where to stab it to bleed the fastest.
"You, you can't hurt me, I'm an official of the Ministry of Magic"!
Umbridge backed away in horror, and then hit the wall of the carriage behind her heavily.
The sudden impact caused her body to lose balance, so the old woman sat down leaning against the carriage in fear, her limbs still waving wildly.
"Snapped"!
After a crisp sound, Umbridge covered her face with a dull expression, and a red slap mark appeared on her fat face.
"What? Officials from the Ministry of Magic have the right to treat us like this"?
Daphne rubbed her hands, which were also swollen from the slap just now.
"Good guy, this guy's face is really tough."
Zhang Qi glanced at his sister-in-law's red and swollen hands, took out a box of topical medicine from his arms and handed it over.
"Dumbledore! Your students are harming a Ministry of Magic official"!
Umbridge let out a heart-rending cry.
"Ah? What did you say, Ms. Umbridge? Alas, I am an old man who is not in good health. My ears and eyes are not working properly."...
Dumbledore pretended to be surprised and walked towards here.
"Professor Dumbledore turns out to be so black-hearted"...
Hermione's eyes widened and she murmured to herself.
"Hush, Hilbert told me, he said that you can only use shameless methods to deal with shameless people."
Harry whispered to Hermione.
"Cough cough cough".
Dumbledore's ears were quite sensitive, and after hearing Harry's words, he coughed in embarrassment.
"Well, I really haven't figured out where to start."
Zhang Qi sighed, and then wiped Umbridge's face hard, and the old woman suddenly let out a scream.
There were a lot of glass shards on her face just now. Although those sharp glass shards couldn't penetrate the skin strengthened by dragon blood, they could pierce this old woman's face!
After Zhang Qi wiped this on her face, Umbridge's face immediately began to bleed everywhere, looking as if she had run away from the set of a horror movie.
"Mr. Zirol, that's almost enough. Women's faces are the things they cherish most."
Dumbledore said calmly next to him.
"You are wrong, Mr. Dumbledore, her disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery."
Zhang Qi suddenly raised his palm and struck hard at the left side of Daphne's face that had not been hit just now.
"puff"!
The teeth mixed with blood and saliva drew an arc in the air, and then fell to the ground with a snapping sound.
"Here comes the minister"!
At this moment, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the carriage.
"Arthur"?
Zhang Qi frowned, and then immediately realized that this was Mr. Weasley reporting to him.
"How's it going Scrimgeour, have you found the suspect?"
Fudge, who was wearing striped laundry clothes, walked into the carriage in a hurry, with a hint of joy in his words.
At this time, he thought that Scrimgeour had caught the two of them. Even if the two heirs of the 28 pure-blood families would not go to jail for this, it would be enough to raise a huge political donation for themselves.
"what"?
But when the fat middle-aged man walked into the carriage, what he saw was a mess.
The originally clean and tidy Slytherin carriage seemed to have been looted by something, with flying glass everywhere.
Moreover, there were many unconscious people lying on the ground, and judging from their costumes, they were all Aurors from the Department of Justice of the Ministry of Magic!
"Screengeour"!
Fudge immediately saw Scrimgeour lying on the ground with blood on his face. He raised his head in surprise and saw Umbridge leaning against the corner with blood on her face and waving her limbs randomly.
"Dumbledore! What's happening here"?
Fudge immediately asked Dumbledore.
It seemed that his men had suffered a big loss here. However, although Fudge was panicking now, he still needed to pretend to be calm.
"Here, it's just some small accidents that happened."
Zhang Qi, who was squatting on the ground, threw the half bottle on the ground, then slowly stood up and patted his pants.
"I think I need an explanation too, dear Mr. Minister".
Zhang Qi said coldly.