Chapter 106: Fraudulent Female Aquaman (106)
Chapter 106: Fraudulent Female Aquaman (106)
"No need." The man refused rather bluntly. His face was cold, and even he frowned secretly and looked quite gentle.
After thinking for a while, he chose to sit on the single sofa opposite Shi Yu.
Li Jingzhu skipped the ambiguous topic just now and said bluntly: "If there is anything else you need, you can tell me."
Shi Yu lay on the pillow and propped up his face, looking at Li Jingzhu's bedroom with interest, "Need it? I don't need anything. I just came here to enjoy the air conditioning."
Li Jingzhu:…
What a weird reason.
"This is central air conditioning." He said seriously.
"Oh, that means the air outlet in my room is broken."
Li Jingzhu:…
He looked at the woman's pretty side face for a long time, and really couldn't figure out what she was thinking, "What on earth do you want to do."
Or in other words, what does she want?
Shi Yu turned his head this time and looked back at him with innocent eyes, but what was suppressed in his eyes was a sly smile, "Chat with the boss, didn't I say that?"
"..." Li Jingzhu said expressionlessly, "Okay, let's talk about whatever we want to talk about."
Shi Yu shook his head as if he disagreed and looked at him, "Boss, your attitude is wrong."
Li Jingzhu looked at her quietly without saying a word.
Shi Yu shook his head and sighed and said to him, "Generally when a girl says she wants to chat, it means she doesn't know what to talk about. Therefore, you should bring up the topic first, so that you can be gentlemanly."
Li Jingzhu:…
The man in black pajamas crossed his chest, with a distant and indifferent expression. His broken hair was no longer neatly combed behind his head as before, but fell messily on his eyebrows, which made him look less mature.
Although he still gave people a sense of unattainable alienation, at this moment, a woman fell out of his bedroom.
The one who held his tie from the beginning, behaved frivolously towards him, never respected him several times, and even said he wanted to get his... body.
Furthermore, when he got into his car, he tampered with him. He opened the window without permission and was splashed with water by a passing sports car traveling at [-] miles per hour. Finally, he tore off his shirt... and tampered with him.
...
Li Jingzhu was still driving. He originally turned a blind eye to the woman in the passenger seat and was indifferent. However, he didn't expect that when he got off the highway and entered the urban forest area, she insisted on opening the window, saying that the air outside must be very fresh now.
The rain just stopped for a while, and the rain became lighter and turned into a drizzle.
Unable to defeat her, Li Jingzhu could only pretend that he didn't hear and let her do whatever she wanted.
Then he was overtaken by an arrogant red sports car behind him, and the owner of the sports car was suspected of drunk driving. He stepped on the accelerator in an attempt to play a fast and furious game with Li Jingzhu's classic Lincoln car.
It had just finished raining, and the roadside was completely dark, and no one noticed how deep the water was.
Li Jingzhu didn't even have time to escape before he was covered in a pool of water. The area from his neck to his thighs was the hardest hit area.
he:…
What kind of water is this?Wait... He frowned and looked at Shi Yu in the passenger seat.
Seeing that almost the other party's whole body was splashed with water, and half of his face was covered with water stains. Li Jingzhu was silent for a moment, then immediately turned off the air conditioner in the car, and raised his hand to close the air outlet facing Shi Yu.
"Are you okay? There are no towels in the car." Li Jingzhu thought for a moment, picked up the suit jacket on the back seat and handed it to Shi Yu, "Let's take it first, it's still a little far from your home."
However, Shi Yu remained silent.
He frowned, wondering if he was feeling unwell or had a cold. Just when he was about to say something and take Shi Yu directly to the nearest hospital for treatment, he saw that her shoulders began to shake.
Then laughed muffledly.
Li Jingzhu:…?
No.
What are you laughing at?
Shi Yu smiled, raised her head and stretched out her hand to smooth her wet temples. Her eyes were extraordinarily bright, and the curve of her red lips was extremely wanton, "I'm laughing so hard, have you noticed, the face of the man who just drove the car?" There is a big turtle on it, and there are red lip marks.”
Li Jingzhu:? ?
"You got splashed." He couldn't believe it. Is this something worth laughing at? Shouldn't you pay attention to the problem on your body? "Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
Also, how on earth did you see clearly what was on someone’s face when that car was driving so fast? ?
"Oh, it does feel uncomfortable," Shi Yu nodded, but it was obvious that there was no angry expression on her face at all. Instead, she picked up her phone and said, "So I want to report the 8-mile speeding of the sports car just late at night. It must be necessary." Deduction of [-] points, of course, if there is a time limit, I hope he will be deducted for the rest of his life."
It's too dangerous to let this dangerous person on the road. He belongs driving camels in the Sahara Desert.
Li Jingzhu:…
"By the way, you got wet anyway." Shi Yu glanced at him doubtfully, "I obviously only opened one side of the window."
Li Jingzhu was silent for a moment, "If you could have two of my size, maybe I wouldn't get wet."
Shi Yu blinked, "Okay, it's my fault."
"It still takes half an hour to get to your house." Li Jingzhu still took care of her body, fearing that she would catch a cold, "Can you hold on?"
Shi Yu leaned over and looked at the car map, "By the way, is this place close to Qing Ning's house?"
Li Jingzhu took a look and said, "Well, turn left at the intersection in front and you'll reach the area near Qing Ning."
Shi Yu: "Then turn left."
Li Jingzhu:?
"Aren't you going home?"
Shi Yu said confidently, "My sister has been looking for me these days and said she wanted to get together with me. I'm busy these days. Now that I have time, can't I just go and see Qing Ning?"
Li Jingzhu was silent again.
"Your employee works so hard for your country, and for you, she is separated from her good sister. Now, you can't meet the employee's small request..." The woman wiped the corners of her eyes, "Ah, so sad."
Li Jingzhu:…
Please stop acting.
"I'll tell Aunt Fei first."
Shi Yu made a successful gesture at the side. Li Jingzhu caught a glimpse of it from the corner of his eye and became even more silent. After contacting Aunt Fei, he drove into the garden area of Huazhou Junting.
Li Jingzhu opened his mind for a while and frowned even more tightly.
He was interrupted by Shi Yu before and failed to notice it. Now he realized that the water splashed on his body was definitely not clean water. Although it didn't smell bad, it made him more and more uncomfortable with mysophobia.
Especially the feeling of wet clothes sticking to my skin, which is sticky and nauseating.
He unbuttoned two buttons with one hand, and air flowed into his chest through the gaps, making him feel a little better.
This action was natural and careful, hardly attracting attention, but the next second he was hit with precision. Someone suddenly reached out to wipe his Adam's apple with a tissue, and Li Jingzhu was so frightened that he reflexively grabbed the person's slender wrist.
Shi Yu was still holding a ball of tissue in his hand. When he met Li Jingzhu's inexplicable and unbearable gaze, he blinked and pretended to be innocent, "I just want to wipe it for you, boss."
"No need." Li Jingzhu took a deep breath and let go of her wrist.
Shi Yu raised his eyebrows and suddenly asked, "By the way, boss, do you usually exercise?"
Why did the topic jump here again? Li Jingzhu had no idea what was in Shi Yu's head. It was like there was a bug in the program. He didn't dare to guess, so he could only answer cautiously, "Yeah."
Shi Yu: "How many times a week?"
Li Jingzhu: "Five times."
Shi Yu: "How long does it take?"
Li Jingzhu: "...two hours."
Shi Yu nodded, "What kind of tricks do you usually play?"
Li Jingzhu:?
Shi Yu pretended to be innocent, "Don't be nervous, I'll just ask the boss what parts he likes to train. You see, just to train the arms, you need to use various postures of strength training."
Li Jingzhu looked at her and became silent, "Please..."
Shi Yu smiled.
Li Jingzhu: ..."I can train my whole body. There's nothing worth discussing." He turned his gaze back to the front and said that everything she said made sense, so he just pretended not to hear her.
She respects herself and respects herself. No matter how much she says she respects herself, she will not realize it.
Then--
"Boss, you look so uncomfortable. Let me wipe it for you. Don't thank me. I just did what an employee should do."
Li Jingzhu:…
"I told you, I don't need it." He took a deep breath, "...you? Wait, don't unbutton me."
"Shi Yu!"
...
In the bedroom, Li Jingzhu leaned silently on the back of the sofa and thought for nearly a minute.
After a while, he realized, "Your purpose is not to come and chat with me."
You just want to simply torture me, right?
...
System 012: [Host, you are too strong. ]
Shi Yu lay on Li Jingzhu's pillow and snorted lazily, "What did I do?"
System 012: [Li Jingzhu’s favorability has soared to forty! ]
Shi Yu nodded, and then said calmly, "Then he will also have to deduct eight points."
System 012: [? ]
Is this some new bad joke?
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