Rebirth and redemption, I have pampered my paranoid madness to heaven

Chapter 265: Post-marriage extra 2: The three personalities and Yu Tang live a good life, which is b

"What did you say? It's not a threaded model?!!!"

Yu Tang's eyes were filled with shock. He was so scared that he pushed Gu Qi away and sat on the corner of the bed, covering his chest, unable to accept it.

The size of her man is already great!

If it's a threaded model...can she still go to work tomorrow? !

Thinking of this, Yu Tangsheng looked at Gu Qi helplessly.

"Actually, I'm a little tired after my business trip. I don't have to experience this kind of happiness between husband and wife."

"So, you would rather experience it with the weak main personality than with me?" Gu Qi smiled gently.

Under the desk lamp, Gu Qi stared at her lazily with a wanton look in his eyes.

Even though she was wearing a servant's skirt, it still wrapped around her legs like a poisonous snake.

Being stared at by Gu Qi, it was easy for her to think of everything that had happened in the past three years.

Whenever the third personality appears, he will pester her in bed and ask whether his skills are better or the other two personalities are more powerful.

Every time this venomous snake personality appears, it will torture her repeatedly and then eat her up bite by bite, leaving nothing behind!

"Do whatever you want. I won't serve you tonight!" Yu Tang was completely giving up and was about to shrink back from his arms.

Unfortunately, everything went against our wishes.

The white-haired young man controlled her hand and led her to open the drawer.

In the drawer, there were no fancy items for burping children, but instead there was an exquisite little box.

"Tangtang, you will definitely like this! Open it and take a look?"

Yu Tang wanted to refuse, but facing Gu Qi's excited and dangerous expression, he had no choice but to resign himself to opening the box.

She originally thought that the box might contain some heavy-tasting sex toys.

But inside lay a pair of beautiful high heels, with soft cotton patches clinging to the heels, as if they were sewn on by hand.

"Do you like it? Happy birthday to the cutest Tangtang in the world."

The sound of Gu Qi trying to hold back his laughter came from behind. He seemed to be afraid of being beaten, so he pretended to be a good boy and applied medicine to her ankle.

"Gu Qi, this is..." Yu Tang's eyes were full of shock.

"I didn't do this. That dumb guy did it."

She caught the third personality's "dumb" words, probably referring to the secondary personality.

Perhaps it was because he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Yu Tang.

Gu Qi scratched his head in annoyance, put a pink band-aid on her ankle, shrugged and changed the subject: "Stupid, why do your ankles become so red every time you come back from a game? Can't you just not go to the game?"

"Thank you husband!"

The soft woman threw herself into the young man's arms. The young man was puzzled: "Why are you thanking me? I wish I could lock you up so that those people would not watch your competition as much as possible."

Hearing that Gu Qi didn't mean what he said, Yu Tang couldn't help but poke his cheek again.

"It was obviously you who did it, but you put the blame on your secondary personality! Although you are the same person, your personality is good to your wife, can't you just say it normally?"

Looking at the unnatural redness on Gu Qi's ears, Yu Tang felt very soft in his heart.

Normally, this personality, besides being frivolous, seemed to be telling her to avoid wearing non-breathable shoes during competitions.

Even when she received an award, he would leave work early, go to the competition venue, carry her to his luxury car and pick her up personally.

Love is in the details, how could she not recognize it?

Yu Tang threw himself into the young man's arms and rubbed his handsome face: "Still being stubborn? You really don't admit it?"

She felt a soft touch on her wrist. She lowered her head and saw Gu Qi gently wrapping the belt of his servant uniform around her hands.

Gu Qi whispered: "How are you going to reward me, Kitty? Let me tie you up this time, and change the way I do it, okay? Just consider it a reward for me."

Hearing these nonsensical words, Yu Tang kicked Gu Qi off the bed without thinking.

Then she pushed Gu Qi out of the room and slammed the door.

"Stop it, sleep in the study today!"

Hearing no sound outside the door, Yu Tang fell onto the bed with relief.

Usually, whenever Gu Qi got upset, she would always ask him to go to the study.

After taking the medicine, he will probably be fine and will probably continue to work late into the night as usual.

……

In the middle of the night, Yu Tang was awakened by a quarrel.

She rubbed her eyes and opened the door of the study in a daze. The glaring light blinded her and she became much more awake in an instant.

Not far away, Gu Qi was talking to himself with his back to her, and no one knew what he was saying.

"It's all your fault. It's because you took over my body that my sister wouldn't let me go back to sleep!"

"Shut up! Get out of me, you sissy!"

"Since you two can't decide who's better, then both of you should disappear into my body."

Following Gu Qi's different tones, she could roughly tell which sentence corresponded to which personality.

So, this is the split personality disorder coming on again late at night?

Are they arguing again?

Yu Tang was already accustomed to this kind of scene. Just as he was about to step forward, he suddenly stepped back.

He began to talk to himself again, and several personalities seemed to start arguing about who was the most qualified husband for Yu Tang.

She didn't expect that the Shura Field could be manifested on a man. When she quietly grasped the door handle, she happened to see Gu Qi turning his head.

"Tangtang, both of their personalities are awakening in their bodies. Which of us do you think satisfies you more?"

Hearing the familiar questioning from Gu Qi's third personality, Yu Tang felt a little conflicted.

In the past three years, it has been such a scene that has made it difficult for her to deal with it.

Yu Tang smiled and coughed dryly: "I think everything is good?"

"elder sister…"

Seeing Gu Qi's originally cynical attitude, he turned into looking at her eagerly.

Yu Tang knew that at this moment, the main personality temporarily occupied the body.

"I say stop arguing! In my eyes, you are all the same person, with the same body, just with different personalities!" Yu Tang replied immediately.

Not far away, Gu Qi stood up from his office chair, his indifferent temperament as real as substance.

He walked to Yu Tang and gently covered her ears: "Don't listen to their quarrels, be good and go to bed early."

She knew that this patient brother must be her secondary personality, and Yu Tang nodded with emotion.

Gratitude for the secondary personality's sensibleness, she was about to turn around and leave, but Gu Qi pulled her into his arms again.

The gentle breath, accompanied by the aggrieved voice of the young man, made it impossible for Yu Tang to break free from such an embrace.

"Sister, I know, I know everything... I am indeed not worthy of being your husband. I can't make you as happy as they can..."

"No! Stop being a green tea! This trick doesn't work on me anymore."

Yu Tang hugged Gu Qi back. Even though she wanted to cry but couldn't, she still used a soft and powerful voice to comfort him.

"Each of your personalities is my wings. If I lose any of you, I will no longer be Gu Qi! I love each of your personalities and want to give you a home!"

"So, can you guys please calm down for a bit?"

Yu Tang finished speaking in one breath, panting and shaking his head helplessly.

Seeing Gu Qiding standing there in silence, she knew that these personalities must have been frightened by her words.

But she had coaxed him before and explained patiently, but she still couldn't avoid the Shura scene.

If you don’t know, you would think Gu Qi is mentally ill.

Many times when she and Gu Qi went out to buy vegetables, the several personalities would fight for the body and scare the vegetable seller.

Yu Tang finally had no choice but to speak softly, "I have always loved Gu Qi. Since any of your personalities are him, why are you arguing about this meaningless thing? Aren't we husband and wife?"

"How about this, I'll be the main personality on Monday, the secondary personality on Tuesday, and the third personality on Wednesday. The rest of the days I'll work quietly. If you're satisfied, I'll deduct 1. If you're not satisfied, then you won't have a bed to sleep in today."

Yu Tang turned around...

She counted to three silently in her heart, and soon, the voice of the secondary personality appeared behind her.

The man took her hand and ruffled her hair gently: "Today is Monday."

"What about them? Are they not making trouble in your body anymore?"

"Well, maybe it's because my wife is a..." Gu Qi didn't know what to say.

Perhaps only Yu Tang would accept him with such a split personality.

Only she would accompany him like this, year after year.

Only Yu Tang can check and balance every personality in his body.

The moonlight outside the window sprinkled softly on Yu Tang's body, and the man beside her was falling asleep with his whole world in his arms.

Maybe days like this will continue in the future.

But Yu Tang was willing, just because he was Gu Qi.

——(End of the post-marriage extra chapter)

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The extra chapter of the if storyline of Gu Yu and his wife will be updated tomorrow.